Saturday, July 7, 2012

Found this on a website and thought it was HILARIOUS!!!!
I am a vegetarian and most my friends know this. I love going to BBQ's and this is so funny ...
and accurate!!!





No, that’s fine, don’t go out of your way. I’m used to not being able to eat anything. Just one of the sacrifices I make every day. Yeah, I saw the bean salad, I’m going to pile that up on my plate right now, but never actually eat it even though you made it just for me. I’ll just sit here looking glum and occasionally whisper something to the guy who brought me here while I poke at the beans disapprovingly. Don’t worry about what I’m saying! Yes, I DID see the grilled vegetables. I ALSO saw how they were grilled on the same grill as the burgers. So I’ll pass. It’s fine! Really, it’s fine! I like doing this. For the animals. And the environment. If I had wanted to eat something, I would have brought something. After all, you did call this Mike’s Meatacular Meatsplosion of Many Meats, so I should have known. And it’s a potluck, so it definitely would have been appropriate for me to bring something.

I’m so hungry.

But don’t worry about it.



LMAO!!!!!